Thursday, August 2, 2012

How Audible Car Alarms Work


(Thief does something to set off the alarm)

Car: I’M BEING STOLEN! I’M BEING STOLEN! SOMEONE SAVE ME, SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!

Surrounding Populace: Would you shut the hell up, Car? I’m trying to finish my crossword.

(Thief gets in the car and manages to turn the alarm off)

Surrounding Populace: Thank you for ridding our neighborhood of that horrible noise. You are a true hero and a patriot.

(Thief is given a medal and the key to the city)

1 comment:

  1. Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaa. Ain't that the truth.

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