I have roughly ten to fifteen mini-arguments with Microsoft Grammar Check per day. They don't tend to get much more complex than this:
"Howlin' for You" by The Black Keys
Priest: "I once choked a chupacabra to death with my own bare hands for not saying grace."
Other Dude: "...What?"
Priest: "Don't ask. You'll never know what I'm talking about."
Sir Dan Ellington is 100% sure that this song goes like this:
"Banana nut bread, banana nut bread! BANANA NUT BREAD, BANANA NUT BREAD!!!"
Try ever listening to it again without that blaring through your head. It cannot be done.