Dan and I saw this advertisement while waiting for the subway:
Me: (Looks at Save the Last DANce, then back at the advertisement) That's an advertisement for a travel website. What are they saying about crying babies here? What ... what happens to the crying babies?
Air Marshal Dan: If a baby cries on an airfasttickets.com flight, that baby will be tased.
Me: Or pitched overboard.
Dan Draper: That's just the sort of service you can expect from airfastickets.com.
"My Body" by Young the Giant
I was singing this irresistably catchy song while doing the dishes and Dandrake glanced over at me from where he was putting steak on the grill:
Dan Valdan: They should play that song during the hot dog eating contest on the Fourth of July.