Sunday, January 29, 2017

Short Post and a Song #102: Seriously, "They poison the game so no one else can compete" could be that movie's plot summary.

"it's different for girls" by of Montreal

🎶They don't have to size up
Every person they meet
Or create an elite🎶

...It's a great song, of Montreal, but have you MET a woman? Have you seen Mean Girls??

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Short Post and a Song #101: Goddamn it, Kim, you knew that was our only shot at recording it!

"Where Is My Mind?" by The Pixies

KIM DEAL: 🎶Oooh🎶



BLACK FRANCIS: *interrupts by playing guitar*

KIM DEAL: *passive aggressively sings 🎶Ooo-oooh🎶 for 4 minutes*

Wednesday, January 11, 2017


The conversation from everyone else's perspective:

ROB: Joe Montana was the best quarterback of all time, hands down. He led the Niners on a 92-yard drive with only 36 seconds left in Super Bowl XXIII!

MARK: Naw, it's gotta be Peyton Manning. He's thrown the most touchdown passes ever and the most in a single season!

ME: *pumps fist* Yeah, sportsball!

The conversation from my perspective:

ROB: Sportsball!

MARK: Sportsball!

ME: *pumps fist* Yeah, sportsball!

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Short Post and a Song #100: THE ONE SANE MEMBER OF SOUNDGARDEN: What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

"Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden

*SOUNDGARDEN brainstorming*

Weirdly large eyes and mouths!

Roasting a Barbie on a spit!

*DAVID LYNCH pops head in* You are doing great work.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Short Post and a Song #99: [David flipping through a Gumby book] Well I guess this cat's pretty cool...

"Life During Wartime" by Talking Heads

DAVID BYRNE: 🎶This ain't no party, this ain't no disco🎶 LIBRARIAN: Yes, we understand, David. Now please be quiet.