I never drive in New York, and sometimes I really miss it. One of the things I miss most about driving is making jokes in poor taste about the handicapped while searching for a parking space.
"Damned handicapped," I used to lament. "Taking our spaces, raping our women!"
Those really were the days.
"Enter Sandman" by the Vitamin String Quartet
Though I show less than no proficiency with the instrument, I absolutely love the violin. I particularly love when violinists play something other than classical music. And you can't get much further from classical music than Metallica. It is weird that I think the violin tribute is even more badass than the original?