There were no less than five babies in the bar I went to on Friday night. They were running all over the place in the outdoor seating area and kept running into shit and falling down.
Were they probably just clumsy, as babies tend to be? Yes. But in my comedic opinion they were most definitely drunk.
"Prejudice" by Tim Minchin
Tim Minchin is officially my favorite ginger in this world. I'm allowed to call him that. Not you, though. That would be offensive.