A shower in this sort of weather feels about as useful as changing out of a tube top and replacing it with a three-quarter-sleeved shirt during a blizzard.
It's the warmest thing you have on hand, after all, and you figure it'll be better than a tube top at least. But after a few seconds back in the cold, you become sure that you feel colder than you would have if you had just been a gross skank and stuck with the tube top.
The moral of this story: When it's this hot outside, showers are stupid and pointless.
“I Can’t Read Your Mind” by Emily Hearn
I had the pleasure of seeing this young lady perform live in a very small venue about a year and a half ago, and she was flat-out great. There are professional videos of her music out there—she even got Bill Murray to be in one!
But I thought I’d show you a live video here. I don’t think anyone’s quite figured out how to capture Emily Hearn’s natural charm and raw talent in a recording studio. I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason why she has yet to blow up into some kind of Taylor Appspektreilles.