At a bodega with Dancho Chile:
Cashier: How old are you?
Dansmanian Devil: Twenty-five.
Cashier: Okay, I trust you.
Dantankerous Dan: Babe, do you want anything?
Cashier: (Notices me playing with the black bodega cat.) Do you want the cat? Take it!
Me: (Laughs awkwardly and continues to pet the adorable cat.)
Cashier: (As we're leaving) Seriously, please take the cat!
"Like Ships Need the Sea" by Emily Hearn
I featured this lovely lady once before but am featuring her again since she's doing a Kickstarter for the money she needs to produce her next album. If you've got a few dollars to blow, I highly recommend kicking them in her direction.
P.S. I know this is a few days late. Sorry, Velocininjas. This last week has been crazy. Regular blog posts will resume Sunday.