Danold Duck and I walked to the corner deli late Friday night and heard music loudly pumping through the open window of a parked red car where a young woman sat in the front seat.
On our way home ten minutes later the car music was still going strong, filling the entire street with its synthetic beats.
Danglorious Basterd: She's going to kill her battery. (Pause.) I wish I had the last jumper cables in the world just so I could tell her she couldn't have them.
"Hold Me Tight" by the Beatles
This is not my favorite Beatles song, but it's the one that's been stuck in my head all week. My roommates have had the treat of being serenaded with this song each time I've done the dishes this week.
Go forth, Velocininjas, and annoy your own roommates with this sprightly tune.