Walking down the street with Dantrick Swayze:
Dan Tracy: Oh, it looks like Essential Cakes closed.
Me: Hmm, I guess their cakes weren't so essential after all.
Dan Wars: A New Hope: (Pauses on the sidewalk to look at me.) Jill, that's somebody's hopes and dreams! They invested their life's savings, and you're making a pun?
Me: (Pause, then a slow laugh.) I laugh at their misfortune.
Me: Are you rethinking your life decisions? Are you thinking about what a horrible person I am?
Dancent Vega: No. I just noticed a guy on a bike wearing tons of gear, heading towards us at top speed and taking his biking so seriously, and I wanted to yell, "Slow down, Lance Armstrong!"
I just rewatched Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and remembered why Quentin Tarantino is most likely my favorite filmmaker of all time. Every frame in that movie is a fucking masterpiece. Its theme has never been missing from any workout mix I've ever made. Generally I spend much more time making workout mixes than I do actually working out.