Short Post and a Song #38: At least I'm willing to discuss my feelings like an adult. Unlike YOU, Grammar Check.

I have roughly ten to fifteen mini-arguments with Microsoft Grammar Check per day. They don't tend to get much more complex than this:

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"Howlin' for You" by The Black Keys

Priest: "I once choked a chupacabra to death with my own bare hands for not saying grace."

Other Dude: "...What?"

Priest: "Don't ask. You'll never know what I'm talking about." 

Sir Dan Ellington is 100% sure that this song goes like this: 


"Banana nut bread, banana nut bread! BANANA NUT BREAD, BANANA NUT BREAD!!!"

Try ever listening to it again without that blaring through your head. It cannot be done.