A few days ago I was on a very crowded subway train. To the left was a sardine-can clusterfuck of people, while to the right there was plenty of free space.
One woman couldn't take it. She tapped another woman on the shoulder and said, "Could you please move down? There's space down there."
The second woman blinked. "But there are people next to me. I can't just move."
"You selfish bitch!" the first woman exclaimed.
As I left the train, I could hear the second woman muttering to the first, "You can't just call someone a bitch who you don't know..."
"Glamorous Indie Rock & Roll" by The Killers
This song is an old friend of mine. It's not my favorite song by The Killers, but for some reason whatever I'm writing seems to come out easier when I'm listening to "Glamorous Indie Rock & Roll".