[at a trendy restaurant]
WAITER: And our dessert special is grilled yogurt and inverted peaches.
ME: The fuck is grilled yogurt?
ONE FRIEND TO ANOTHER: Wanna split the triple-spiced lentil waffles?
OTHER FRIEND: Only if we get the pasture raised eel syrup.
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I Want You (She's So Heavy) by Juliette Valduriez
I've been listening to this nearly eight-minute-long Beatles song a lot while writing these days. Unfortunately YouTube does not appear to have a decent version of the original song, so please enjoy this video of Juliette Valduriez shredding like a motherfucking boss.
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