Sunday, December 11, 2016

Short Post and a Song #98: Why couldn't that have been the first thing you said, Stevie?

"I Just Called to Say I Love You" by Stevie Wonder

ME: Hello?

STEVIE WONDER:  🎶No New Year's Day to celebrate🎶

ME: Oh hey, Stevie, I actually-

STEVIE WONDER: 🎶No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away🎶

ME: Seriously, Stevie-

STEVIE WONDER: 🎶No first of spring, no song to sing🎶

ME: Stop fucking around, Stevie.

STEVIE WONDER: 🎶In fact here's just another ordinary day🎶

ME: Stevie, I'm in a meeting, can you stop telling me what you're not calling about?

STEVIE WONDER: 🎶No April rain🎶


P.S. So I know this looks totally different from the Short Post and a Song you've come to know and tolerate over the years, but I decided it was time for a change. Instead of a short post and a song that have nothing to do with each other, I'm gonna cut out the middle man and post a song along with a brief joke/post about said song. Is this better than what I was doing before? I have no idea! But it's worth a try. If it turns out terrible I can always go back to doing it the old way. 

Have a good rest of your weekend, Velocininjas! Hopefully Stevie Wonder doesn't call you early before work tomorrow—that guy is impossible to get off the phone.

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