Danomatic arrived home from the store to find me sitting in a dark room.
Me: You turned off the light when you left.
Iron Dan: So you just sat here in the dark this whole time? You sat and stewed in your anger thinking, "Fuck him, he can turn on his own goddamn light."
Me: Hey, I was just feeling lazy!
Enter SandDan: I know. I was just exaggerbating. (Pauses) We've got to see if "exaggerbating" is something people have already come up with.
It turns out people already have. But I like Little Danpeep's use of it better.
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"Wolf Like Me" by TV On The Radio
There's something distinctly badass about this song.
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