Making dinner with Marcus Danuelson:
Penne ala Danka: What do you think about putting some maple honey mustard into the green beans almondine?
Me: I think the texture might be weird.
Flourless Danlate Cake: No, it'll be good, you'll see. (Pauses, then whispers,) This is Chopped.
Me: Aarón Sánchez will be like, "Your use of the mustard with the green beans was very profound."
Chicken Dansala: Someday Aarón Sánchez is gonna be like, "The rhythm of your cream cheese was rainforest."
Me: I would love it if he eventually got so vague that he just started using random words that made no sense whatsoever.
Eggplant Danigiana: I was thinking the same thing.
"On the Bus Mall" by the Decemberists
This song always makes me sigh in a happy sort of way. It's another soundtrack song for me; it should be in the background of a group of friends driving in a convertible through beautiful scenery.